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Last Edited: 2010-May-20
"Don't look at me, I'm just the narrator" - Swintproof (AKA OG Slo Ho).
"Noses: Ripe for the Picking" - stevethegrrrrrrrreat!
"I have every medical disorder...except hypochondria." - lincolnish.
"Some people are wise, some people are otherwise." - kaylaFOZB Bear. (wakka wakka!)
"Poetic drummers are into cymbalism."- BaconJesus.
"will chase ice cream trucks"- chelly.
"A life sentence is alot of writing"
"I believe in death after life"- The_Calamity_of_Humanity.
"being vague is almost as fun as doing this other thing"
"You can't hear me right now, i'm doing a soliloquy"- Torakamikaze.
"Hello. [return greeting to initiate conversation]"- Drpangloss03.
"Napkins: Where Annoying Poetry Lives."
"Babies are suspiciously adorable."
"Lying Is One of the Eight Deadly Sins."- snacktivity.
"non•sense [non-sens] - noun: 1. Trv qoxla jijy progsfd."
"Dead musicians decompose."- Mr. Wander.
"I used to skinny dip. Now I chunky dunk."- kinky juice.
"Vegan: Indian word for a lousy hunter."- YtFeLMi.
"Track: when it's perfectly normal to run around in circles"- dragana44.
"I have dreams where I'm being pinched"
"Window shoppers are buy-curious"- chemi hydro.
"Oh, you mean THAT elephant. Yeah, I mostly ignore him."- Polyester Jones.
"i'm not jealous. i'm just pissed that you have what I want."- negala.
"There's nothing in my pocket. I'm just happy to see you."- Tongue.
"Movies - Ruining the book since 1920" and
"Math jokes are equal to or greater than regular jokes"- ZombieToArt.
" Pain has a very distinct taste. To learn more, eat a bee." and
"995 words short of a picture." and...
"It was a dark and stormy night. The author got scared and left."- LarLar.
"Remember when stuff was interesting?"- lemonalle.
"question marks: killing your sentences with uncertainty" and
"barcodes: zebras in corporate disguise"- backtozero.
"Money does not grow on trees, it's just made out of it." StopPickingOnMe.
"Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them more." and
"Atheism, a non-prophet organization"- thebabe 2.
"Reach for the stars. Find a better cliche while you're up there."- alacyt.
"A surrealist yells "Theater!" at a crowded fire" and
"If you play with yourself, how do you know when you've won?"- skafiend007.
"Nouns Do Verbs"- sectionbb.
"I use big words in substitution for semantically equivalent words" and
"1. Find genie lamp 2. Wish for more genie lamps 3. Profit"- MadIron.
"Wood Chuck VS Fuzzy Wuzzy...Which Rhyme Will Annoy Us More?" -TheDaneTrain.
"Jumping off a cliff is only a bad idea if you want to live."
and (besides the "Haiku" slogan which has already won)
"Shadow puppets are not gang signs"- martiandrivein.
"Don't try this on TV."- Uneyed.
"This shirt hides my cold, robot interior."- evade.
"Spanish: It's like they have a different word for everything."- EZ SKANKIN.
"I would say Bless You when you sneeze but i am an Atheist. Jerk."- bidtoyougoodnite.
"I heart attacks"
"Death, it's what ends life."- The Sam, a siamese twin conjoined with his brother The I Am.
"FREE TIBET!* *When you purchase Mongolia at the regular price." and
"If you can read this, I lost my tie. (written vertically)"- Aristarchus.
"Sarcasm - When Complaining Just Isn't Enough"- kidaro.
"Isn't catching tigers by the toe kind of dangerous for kids?"- The Crackers.
"A warning to mathematicians: don't drink and derive" and
"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals; I just hate plants"- ButtercupPez.
"Vietnamese 101: Phuc Dat"- MeLa_de_Gypsie.
"Does the sun get cold at night?"- badger0191.
"Time Traveling Since 2029"- d3monicferret.
"Tarzan was a swinger."- canadianbeaver.
"I'll just sit here quietly until my t-shirt slogan breaks the ice" and
"You say tomato, I say Lycopersicon esculentum."- juliejeremiah.
"Danger is my maiden name."- schleb.
"Ask me about my fear of questions"- Fermata, whose name ryhmes with Rigotta, Ramada and Akira Kurosawa.
"Inertia Makes My Head Spin"- rt3.
"100% of people polled said they would take a poll"- little g.
"Beethoven was a bad listener."- El_Dictador_Cubano.
"If you want to date me, the odds are good but the goods are odd." and
"S.A.D - Dyslexics against smoking"- TimScribble.
"I think circles are pointless." and
"Never play a game of leapfrog with a unicorn."- AWorldApart.
"If I told you I liked your wallet would you give it to me?"- stillme
"Clowns Are Colorful Because They're Poisonous."- J_Ray
"I'm a noun!"- sharlajay
"kill me slowly by rejecting all my ideas" and
"i have nothing insulting to say about your mother"- edpricetx.
"Too much pi leads to a large circumference" and
"Prison walls aren't built to scale"- jl_london.
"Honk if you love geeses"- maloo.
"In a perfect world, we would all have ray guns."- Meat_Helmut.
"Never trust anyone whose socks match."- SemantiTheft.
"The man standing next to you is gay"- fire_boy.
"No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway."- PoPoJiJo.
"I fight alcohol with depression"- Jewstice.
"Pirates - in it for the booty"- NGee.
"I'm sure everyone thinks I'm paranoid"- Bramish.
"Paris Hilton is a Motel."- email@example.com,.
"Disney Gave Me Unrealistic Expectations About Love"- victimofopportunity.
"as the son of a clown, you have big shoes to fill."- hxcassandra.
"Homeschooled prom crasher"- koolest_chicken_91.
"I feel all warm & fuzzy inside. Like I swallowed a kitten."- ladykat.
"The Letter Y: Vowel Trapped in a Consenants Body?"- iPear.
"Constructive Criticism Breaks Me Down"- goldensara.
"Teach a man to fish and he will put you out of business in a year"- MooseDinner.
"I'm Big In Azeroth"- checkel.
"Jesus dies in the bible? OMG SPOILERS!"- didyouevergetafeelingofdread.
"Math problems are like riddles that aren't funny." and
"Today's Word: IT'S ON THE BACK and AWESOME! (on back) anticlimatic"
"Periods always get the last word."- Rekabat.
"Winner by Default!"- Heavenly_Devil.
"Fight fire with WATER, not fire!"- Wharbone.
"Why doesn't the ozone layer fight back?"- some_username.
"To clarify: we are not on a date right now."- jenraskopf.
"And then everyone just started kicking me."- Seastarr.
"I dislocated my shoulder trying to reach for the stars."- claude_mercure.
"If these walls could talk... I'd have 4 friends" and
"Dead people: Tomorrow's petroleum"- croox.
"Let's make eye contact."- IronTomato.
"I play ALL the instruments in my air band."- MichaelAVK.
"Once upon a time, I wrote short stories. The end."- icebar.
"LOL is the best medicine."- Daniel_San.
"Whatever happened in Vegas, everyone is tired of hearing about it" and
"Epilepsy: Shaken, not stirred"- mistermagoodo.
"No useful idea or concept can be explained in a sentence."- Lobster5.
"I think my cat is just using me."- DrVSP.
"anything you say can be used against you in my memoirs"- roundredhead.
"G movies are underrated"- ISABOA.
"make like magellan and circumnavigate my globes"- blasthemusic.
"I'll stop procrastinating ... tomorrow !"- bhoomika.
"9/10 Music Fans Agree: Bad Music Is Good."- jimography.
"Never judge a book by its cover. The spine is more efficient."- Glorifiedg."
"Help! I've been taken out of context."- joolya.
"carpe cliche"- pushthebuttonmax.
"Time Heals All Wounds... Well Not the Fatal Ones."- TheDesertLlama.
"Crazy like a fox. A crazy fox."- karm.
"Formerly Naked."- derrrek.
"I don't know how to be clever without being crude"- The_Ending.
"Rome wasn't built in a day, it just looks like it was."- PacificLight.
"veni, vidi, vader - I came, I saw, I am your father"- bigcog.
"Pronoun: A noun that has lost its amatuer status."- ninja_bassist.
"What's worse, ignorance or apathy? Who knows, who cares."- Lhiiiz.
"I believe in science!"- reccaphoenix.
"Incoherency is just nvmckajd."- onefourthdumb.
"Could you repeat that in Braille?"- ValerieChapstick.
"Trees are just roots that were given the wrong directions"- future_pepsi_star.
"My sixth sense is humor."- crazysteven.
"I am a ventriloquist. My shirt is not actually saying this."- Simpletinrobot.
"Sorry, what was the part after "Listen very carefully"? "- randommarble.
"I intend to live forever - so far, so good."- tabithakristen.
"Violence is like cheap anger management"- blossompossum.
"Kiss me, I'm a cliche"- iDanSimpson.
"I'm too introverted to wear shirts with slogans"- Randychico.
"Gone Chopin. Be Bach in a Minuet."- awshucks.
"Organisms: a word often mispronounced by third graders"- miss_scarlet.
"Music is life accordion to us"- myy_stars_shine.
"This tee is a passive membrane."- Anaxtasian.
"Whats (internet sign for love), but a secondhand emoticon?brownstar.
"DON'T LOOK! is never an effective sign."- andrea_janine.
"My other shirt is a straitjacket."- hanzabean.
"My alphabet soup has poor syntax"- Maltzmania.
"Immortality has significantly increased my lifespan"- Button_Masher.
"(printed upside down) If you can read this, cut me down."- romaman1.
"Somewhere between waking and sleeping."- KickO.
"Rock is dead and paper killed it."- SnakeMan.
"Every day I don't get eaten by a shark is a good day."- kellmucious.
"You are one step closer to being hypnotized"- unknownuser.
"Plastic Makes Perfect"- Starfish_Reverie.
"Excuse Me, But Does This Shirt Smell Like Chloroform?"- mfgeorge.
"Some people say nothing rhymes with orange. It doesn't."- Jack31081.
"So many recipes, so few cats." kisskisskill.
"The American Work Ethic... Devouring souls 1 person at a time."- pyr4lis.
"Cleverness is next to Godliness"- TheTick.
"I spend excessive ammounts of energy only to seem normal."- gabiii.
"People and bananas,when one gets old you can make delicious bread"- Rambunkcious.
"Always be the bigger man. You'll win more fist fights that way."- jesse.d.
"I'll be honest, I'm not much of a lover OR a fighter"- 88Ivories.
"That would have to be a pretty big Yellow Submarine."- TheRogueCrustacean.
"Q: How do you confuse an idiot? A: Purple."- TomAnthony.
"Will somebody please tag me, I'M FROZEN!"- vinnylo.
"I'll show you idle threats in a minute."- jkata332.
"In heaven all the interesting people are missing."- Nova_Zero.
"Read Between the Sleeves."- restlessthoughts.
"Poe's poetry wasn't poepular in his time."- Pizazz.
"The early worm deserves the bird."- Midnight.
"IN CASE OF EMERGENCY: please save me."- JamieMelani.
"Shadows: nature's way of saying "we're watching you"."- JackMartin.
"World tourettes champion, nineteen eighty-vagina"- Jonasan.
"If i were more clever, you'd be laughing right now."- pman555.
"Optimists and Pessimists Agree: We Need a Refill"- Bio_bot_9000.
'Ceci n'est pas une Halfpipe"- Gerbens.
"Trees: The real cause of forest fires."- Geoff.
"Actually, this town has ample space for both of us."- 5napple.
"Winter: the nudist's worst nightmare"- FlyingPasta.
"These rice cakes could be stale.... or asbestos."- wish_ga.
"Don't let the unicorns steal my kidneys"- boysbeambitious.
"The Future. Now with more Bleak."- Gnome_Garten.
"(back) Look Here (front) Kindly punch that person following me"- heerthefood.
"TV doesn't judge me. It just places me into a demographic."- Papaprime.
"I'm uncomfortable with bananas having to strip for me."- spinnerMC.
"What comes after postmodern?"- polynothing.
"It came to me in a dream, and was taken from me in another dream"- againstbound.
"It's really not that fun to stay at the YMCA anymore"- sometimessane.
"If laughter is contagious, let's start an epidemic"- geekgirl06.
"Inequalities are a good way to express yourself."- alexjewell.
"your mind can achieve a lot when it's left unsupervised."- SWAGSTER.
"I'd offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals."- 4evrblowinBUBBLES.
"Owls ask too many questions."- vixyish.
"Great minds think alone."- ianrose.
"If Guns kill people, do Pens mispell words?"- Lishy_McLishums.
"You're just jealous of my 80's childhood."- DaniellesGarden.
"When life gives you lemons, squeeze them into the eyes of enemies."- Puma7.
"Mathematicians get sum!"- Wiffler.
"I'm Not Cliched, I'm Ironic"- V1ctorya.
"Art is for people who hate math."- Scootman.
"71% of my conversations with strangers start about clothing"- madruga.
"Nothing new under the Sun? Try the Moon."- Squirrel_Boy.
"My other shirt is a porshe"- LacyT-Shirt.
"My favorite animal is steak"- airatic.
"Cloning: Solution to being Identically Challenged"- tsc0809.
"Profanity, the linguistic crutch of the inarticulate motherfuckah"- Eugene42.
"If a cow laughed, would milk come out it's nose?"- courtney_pie.
"DEMOCRACY: Getting by just fine without you since 1776"- DragonStar.
"Dinosaur in training."- zarafa.
"The road less traveled by is littered with lost poets."- jaywalkergraphics.
"pandas and zebras always dream in color."- rondar.
"I only download because I love being a Pirate"- eyerz.
"Poetry is for people who can't draw"- SIGNFREAK.
"why only kiss the irish?"- Er_iii_KAZAM.
"I'm not on a pedestal, just a mountain of people I'm better than."- lefthandpunk.
"If anyone's thirsty I'm like 70% Water."- OwlAtHome.
"(Front) See ya on the flipside! (Back) Hey what's up?"- ClapYourHandsSayYeah.
"I Wish O.C.D. Was A Palindrome."- jojomanzo.
"My super power is selective hearing!"- ivejustquitsmoking.
"I'm allergic to tequila. It makes me naked."- aglow.
"the wise have never had their teeth pulled"- orangehead.
"Angst is a chameleon on a checkered table cloth."- quister.
"If it weren't for music montages, time would stand still."- jayrawz.
"Sleepwalker by day. Insomnaic by night."- anj1995.
"I do not fear death, but the hooded guy with the scythe scares me"- bean12.
"Ready, Set, (Photosynthesize) (in UV ink)"- krokun.
"This shirt has not been, and will never be any funnier than this."- ferfo.
"marketing ninja"- ashotoflife.
"I'm just here until I get my time machine fixed"- rossmat8.
"When I grow up, I'll probably want to be a kid again."- wheresmycookie.
"Innuendo is fun, but don't go shoving it down my throat"- fatheed.
"A good fantasy is always better than harsh reality."- bcrider.
"Sliced bread: the best thing since regular bread."- Ophello.
"I Want To Be An Architect And Build A Better Career For Myself."- jess4002.
"I Survived Titanic. All 3 Hours."- davidfromdallas.
"The Moon: Pulling All-Nighters Since the Beginning of Time"- lunchboxbrain.
"Video games; destroying our thought process since....um..."- HorsefaceDee.
"4 out of 5 statisticians agree: we need a larger sample."- thammaknot.
"I'll never sell out! Unless, of course, I get paid to do so."- AlexMacDuff.
"(in glow ink) This shirt has nightvision"- Mosquito88.
"Blimps are real life speech bubbles!"- numbsock.
"Forget Science, I'm donating my body to Magic."- Retroludo.
"He who laughs last, probably didn't get the joke."- twoonebee.
"I pee in public (restrooms)"- rbthatcher.
"Most of my activities consist of verbs."- paniccia.
"Kids shouldn't be named anything that doesn't pass spell-check."- Jeiji.
"My other shirt is a suit of armor."- magichellride.
"I high-five ambidextrously"- Krimson.
"Beggars can't be choosers, unless they have a knife."- danaych.
"I Have Narcoleps...ZZZ."- friggena.
"This shirt was handmade by machines."- misakaji.
"How's my walking? Don't dial anything, just tell me."- colorfool.
"Happy endings only occur in fairy tales and full body massages"- toopersent.
"Friends Are Just Enemies That Haven't Yet Found My Evil Lair"- Hiresdes.
"Why worry about being stung by Bees when A's are so much pointier"- ofthecoast.
"The Pinky Swear: When a binding legal contract just won't do."- Rhodescholar.
"Aging: It's Life's Gentle Way Of Saying, "Die."- bryn_rhys.
"one man's art is another man's macaroni salad"- chancery.
"What goes around, gets dizzy."- bygrinstow.
"Mummification is a dying art"- brentendo.
"You don't own me. The credit card companies own me."- dbrv11.
"<---- I'm pretty sure this person is actually a werewolf."- KITTY_BOOM.
"The Super Bowl: Teaching Americans Roman Numerals since 1967"- Patar.
"i enjoy awkward situations"- sarah_bryant.
"my legs support me"- jrs0390.
"How can I not be eco-friendly...I'm biodegradable."- Nice_s_t_e_e.
"of light. This shirt is moving faster than the speed"- Say_Maybe.
"Running with scissors helps you cut through crowds"- supertrooper74.
"(upside down) My anti-gravity boots are fully functional."- debauched.
"Paper cuts- when trees strike back- greenttentacle.
"1999: so much hype; so little apocalypse"- murky78.
"[upside down text] You look ridiculous reading this."- SuperRyan.
"I'm looking to upgrade my jamboree to a hootenanny."- squintygirl.
"I ran out of sick days so I called in dead."- Noh_Body.
"If ignorance is bliss, amnesia must be fantastic"- babajoe99.
"A flying, half-naked baby just shot me with an arrow. You're cute"- McCormick.
"Preparing to charge: Charging(uv ink) / Charged(glow ink)"- Steelplate.
"The world needs more awesome"- BlueLobster.
"I sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving."- LuckyKitten.
"Paint a picture: it'll take longer."- EricaTheRed.
" "Good artists copy. Great artists steal." - Me"- spacesick_2.
"I'd follow my dreams, but my GPS can't locate them"- kashlen.
"I Like To Think Outside The Quadrilateral Parallelogram."- PuppetMeat.
"Temptation. The only thing I can't resist."- kardinal.
"If you're OCD and you know it wash your hands."- Shandela.
"I was with stupid, but they left me for someone smarter."- JefAndLaurenRockHarderThanMost.
"It takes two to Tango but an entire drunken room to Conga"- sakepok.
"Clowns: The carpool professionals."- pochettejuliano.
"Neanderthals never pick paper or scissors."- Sparky_the_Wonderboy.
"Repeat after me: I am not a copycat."- pyko.
"Reality TV: The Place Where All Good Things Go to Die."- moijejoue.
"If I die can someone delete the porn folder from my PC"- poloq.
"The Dictionary- Keeping words in their place"- Dr_MonA.
"The metric system makes it hard to go the extra mile"- Caleb11.
"I like sneaking up on ninjas. It shows 'em it's a two-way street."- Exner83.
"When I blow out my candles, I wish for cake. It always works.."- hellolindsay.
the road to sophistication is paved with monocles."- flip175.
"The sky is the limit. That's right, outer space doesn't exist."- lex65.
"3._4 someone ate a piece of my pi!"- gerbechno.
"(on back) You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours."- .onion.
"Don't judge a book by it's movie poster."- robot_activist.
"Pain, I can handle it until it hurts."- goliath72.
"Be Different. Unexpect The Expected."- staffell.
"Blood is thicker than water. Allow my fangs to demonstrate."- AlexioGibbons.
"Nah, I'm popular. My entourage just called in sick today."- ayearinreview.
"people in the future are talking about us right now.."- FlyYesLandNo.
"This is my Handkerchief whenever no one is looking."- iCoty.
"Silly cowboys, they make towns big enough for two people now."- Im_the_Tommy.
"I really want to high-five your face."- iluvtees.
"All work and no play makes Jack excellent management material."- Dr_Darby.
"trust me, you might get cancer reading this."- thinkle.
"Newton's apple never realised the gravity of its fall."- wordelicious.
"I compensate by driving a tiny car."- Ed_Schimmel
"I break dance. I fix it too."- ryangoestoschool.
"Hey, whatever maintains the buoyancy of your aquatic vessel..."- BenMayhem.
"In hindsight, I used to be better at retrospective."- ucfelix.
"Anger Management- it's all the rage these days"- MuteJoe.
"Practice Makes Perfect. Cheating Makes Rich."- aminozawawi.
"If you laughed last, you probably didn't get the joke."- T_Lou
"Staring Competition in 3-2-1, Go!"- luckybeitia.
"(A safe place to hide a secret is inside a parenthesis)"- evan3.
"Life is a circus...one with way too many clowns"- TTUraider.
"This may be the most you read all day."- AdderXYU.
"My palindromes don't make sense, esnes ekam t'nod semordnilap ym."- mike_bautista.
"Newton described Force, but Darth Vader first applied it"- Stevica.
"On a scale of tomato to Jupiter, this shirt makes no sense."- johntiki.
"If our DNA was off by 1% we´d be dolphins."- Halforange.
"Bikes are like horses you don't have to feed."- gtoast99.
"Telekinesis: The final stage of laziness"- KartuneHustla.
"I travel back in time using Ctrl+Z"- mgill52
"The kitchen sink often feels left out."- adorablepancreas.
"I'd be so much healthier if I had only one sweet tooth."- HaloGirl.
"If you're going to panic, panic constructively."- Dulcinea27.
"I’ve read the whole internet and it wasn’t that good."- roobz.
"awesome is a lifestyle choice"- Bonnie76.
"Revenge: A Dish Best Served Ironically."- ManicMax.
"I think; therefore I get a headache."- nootnoot.
"Loners rule! Who's with me? Anybody?"- nathanwpyle at gmail.com.
"Seaweed. Number one cause of dropouts in schools of fish"- Brightwood.
"If you say green beans slowly it sounds like gullible."- northerlywind.
"FREE HUG! (in small print) if you buy me lunch."- Erik3002.
"I'd love to help but my hands are in my pockets"- brakes.
"So far I think I'm winning the human race."- smartkat.
"I couldn't find a picture of Che Guevara."- fallinghorse.
"6 out of 7 dwarves aren't Happy."- Gingivitism.
"4 out of 5 of the voices in my head think you're delusional."- JBWell.
"I make my own luck. I tape extra leaves to my clovers."- jshepp.
"Please wear the safety vest while I'm brainstorming."- clearcut.
"Daydreaming is an excellent way to continue last night's dream."- Tikimasters.
"I'm from the future and trust me, everyone's wearing this."- kwabford.
"Food chain: I'm hungry and you are smaller than me."- nenmusicas.
"If it's a game show and it's not Japanese, then it's pointless."- blitzspeed.
"If I knew which foot was my best, I would put it forward."- esile.
"I can fly but I still prefer to stay in bed."- PatrickRees.
"Conserve Energy, Do Less."- Anaraen.
"What Goes Around Is Usually Contagious And Treated With Vaccines."- ShawnLogan.
"onomatopoeia is nothing like it sounds"- Kim456.
"Piñatas and Piggybanks are planning their revenge"- Alex1412.
"I found this shirt on the web...but im not a spider."- nessa_havok.
WARNING: If I am walking in slo-mo, beware explosions behind me.- Byohazyrd.
"I opened my mind...then the zombies ate it..."- MakeItY0urs.
"sliding doors make me feel like Moses"- riverforever.
"The orthodontist: Brace yourself"- ROFLshirtguy.
"I'm much better looking in person"- robroy05.
"People tell me I talk to much, then I explain how they are wrong."- monkeyslug.
"If You'd Just Shut Up, I'd Be A Much Better Listener."- yassasaurus.
"I've loved reverse psychology ever since I started hating it."- frostedlemoncoward.
"I know one or zero things about binary."- hotmeteor.
"Actions speak louder than words, until I use CAPS LOCK"- The_Conartist.
"A picture that says a thousand words would be an annoying picture"- lifeis2112.
"Newspapers are so last century."- DekuTrash.
"Orville Redenbacher: The OTHER King of Pop"- thestray.
"Sarcasm. Don't you just love it?"- Nutrius.
"My blood is rich in irony."- jthrasher.
"Hate is a strong word...but not if we all gang up on it."- drummerisme.
"Somewhere over the rainbow... there's the stratosphere."- The68thDimension.
"I feel smart when I find typos in books."- aquaduck.
"I don't believe in astrology, just like every other scorpio."- Chengui.
"A little bird told me I'm hallucinating."- monrow20.
"No one looks good in yellow. (on a yellow shirt)"- mizuchaud.
"With time everything is possible, except time travel."- Shim K.
"Never let ambition get in the way of a nap."- scao.
"It's sad that I have Bi-polar disorder. Now it's GREAT!"- Snaggletoofer.
"Clean as a whistle is decidedly less than sterile."- abdlkarim.
"I'm quirky...in that indie movie character kind of way."- ho1111y.
"If you think I look good, you should see my avatar."- Neuroplastcicty.
"Daylight saving is ahead of it's time!"- heavywater.
"Wordplay: Now 53% safer without the "S" at the front."- sidepull.
"let's mix metaphors"- jimfallope.
"The imaginary enemy of my imaginary enemy is my imaginary friend"- pio1976.
"Mistakes make us interestign."- Irusiq.
"If at first you don't succeed, don't tell anybody you tried."- INERTIATE.
"if you can read this you're in hugging range."- saylore.
"I have an infectious laugh. You may want to get tested."- voodazz.
"I Fantasize About A World Without Hopeless Dreamers."- Algi.
"The voices in my head keep me sane"'- just_shut_up.
"It's hard to seize the day when you work nights."- MoogieOBrien.
"Acupuncture does not work on butterflies"- donlope01.
"I Prefer To Think Of Zombies As "Living-Challenged.""- ebreakx.
"Adding o's to the end of words is the extent of my Spanish skills"- jeffreyg.
"Its not called begging, its called determination"- Bluberry72.
"I set my laser printer to stun."- supervillan5.
"The sky's the limit, unless you have a rocket."- psykomakia.
"vampires like giraffes"- cjgammon.
"I CUDDLE HARDCORE"- CaptainLorax.
"Cheese. Milk's first step toward immortality."- killertoothbrush.
"Every Time The World Doesn't End, I Have To Find a New Cult."- Spam69.
"Turtles make great pets, but taking them out for a walk is drag"- soloyo.
"Cheese. Milk's first step toward immortality."- killertoothbrush.
"Every Time The World Doesn't End, I Have To Find a New Cult."- Spam69.
"Turtles make great pets, but taking them out for a walk is drag"- soloyo.
"I know you are but what am I. Seriously, I have amnesia."- kcoutu.
"Revenge is a dish best served w/o discussing the delivery method"- eoin3.
"Beware of geeks bearing gif.s"- Ffestra.
"I'm not wierd, just normally challenged."- FunnyMoney.
"Sci-fi is for people who want to be cool in multiple dimensions"- Stlphotogirl.
"Knowing is half the battle. I forget what the other half is."- robotwaste.
"(on back of shirt) I guess I forgot my backpack again!"- Fotologica.
"In monopoly, time is fake money"- YAISH2.
"Beyond the pale moon loom unforeseen spoons"- Mountain_Gnome.
"Dropped as a child, thrown as an adult."- Brando_Graphic_Art.
"Aim too low and you'll only shoot yourself in the foot"- Watdog72.
"Hyperbole: the most awesomest thing in the entire universe."- charity_ryan.
"If i'm rubber and you're glue, we both have a problem"- minxorjinx.
"Due to inflation the price of the average balloon has increased."- Rcomment2.
"Ego narro mortuus lingua. (I speak dead languages.)"- orngeturtl.
"One day I'll say something people will quote" - Me- Diffaract.
"It takes two to tango, but only one to break dance!"- helldozer.
"It's hip to be rhombus"- TheOnlyJayCee.
"Plenty of beholders have ugly eyes"- Ethan722.
"When faced with an explosion, just walk away. In slow motion." - GyleDesigns.
"Amnesia is no laughing matter, though I can't remember why."- blackmug.
"Any Relation To Persons Living Or Dead Is Purely Ancestral"- Zebra Trip.
"Naked Baking: The New Bungee Jumping"- Julie Ocean.
"People say I'm naive but I don't know what they're talking about."- laurastead.
"Werewolves would be horrible astronauts."- mitchellp.
"*insert coins*"- bornd.
"Elevators: Roller-Coasters for boring people"- SeaBoundRhino.
"who, who, who, who let the owl out?"- pjbrick7.
"My inner child was eaten by my inner shark"- foggysheep.
"Laser-Tag: All the Future Kids are playing it!"- Einsteinic Rocket.
"Yo sun! You are looking rather hot today!"- Robinetti.
"Try it, you'll like it! (results may vary)"- keen aesthetic.
"vampires are for killing not dating"- tiggyvg.
"im not the sharpest crayon, but i'm clearly the most colorful"- craftyjacket.
"Science: Because one day tiny robots will live in your bloodstream"- Congolia_Breckenridge.
"Rhinos: nature's fat grey unicorns."- maiabh.
"too pretty to die"- codexii.
"Pampered cows produce spoiled milk."- sigur ros.
"Reiterating takes twice as long."- atypical69.
"I admire the fashion risks you took today."- YoPedro.
"The internet stole my thinky-bits."- cranapple.
"When I Raise My Arms this Magically Becomes a Y-Shirt"- Disgruntled Pacifist.
"Blonde jokes started with Goldilocks."- bdique.
"The Road To Success Has Many Tempting Parking Places!"- addu.
"I cut the legs off my bed so the monsters can't get me."- Ma Bell.
"Hacking computers since 0011."- Red Rafael.
"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for some cookies."- Boycey.
"official slow-clap starter for defining moments"- arkanghel.
And The Slogan Train Keeps On A-Rollin...