Monday, January 19, 2009

The COMPLETE Threadless OSC Member List!

Last Edited: 2010-May-20

"Don't look at me, I'm just the narrator" - Swintproof (AKA OG Slo Ho).

"Noses: Ripe for the Picking" - stevethegrrrrrrrreat!

"I have every medical disorder...except hypochondria." - lincolnish.

"Some people are wise, some people are otherwise." - kaylaFOZB Bear. (wakka wakka!)

"Poetic drummers are into cymbalism."- BaconJesus.

"will chase ice cream trucks"- chelly.

"A life sentence is alot of writing"
"I believe in death after life"- The_Calamity_of_Humanity.

"being vague is almost as fun as doing this other thing"
"You can't hear me right now, i'm doing a soliloquy"- Torakamikaze.

"Hello. [return greeting to initiate conversation]"- Drpangloss03.

"Napkins: Where Annoying Poetry Lives."
"Babies are suspiciously adorable."
"Lying Is One of the Eight Deadly Sins."- snacktivity.

"non•sense [non-sens] - noun: 1. Trv qoxla jijy progsfd."
"Dead musicians decompose."- Mr. Wander.

"I used to skinny dip. Now I chunky dunk."- kinky juice.

"Vegan: Indian word for a lousy hunter."- YtFeLMi.

"Track: when it's perfectly normal to run around in circles"- dragana44.

"I have dreams where I'm being pinched"
"Window shoppers are buy-curious"- chemi hydro.

"Oh, you mean THAT elephant. Yeah, I mostly ignore him."- Polyester Jones.

"i'm not jealous. i'm just pissed that you have what I want."- negala.

"There's nothing in my pocket. I'm just happy to see you."- Tongue.

"Movies - Ruining the book since 1920" and
"Math jokes are equal to or greater than regular jokes"- ZombieToArt.

" Pain has a very distinct taste. To learn more, eat a bee." and
"995 words short of a picture." and...
"It was a dark and stormy night. The author got scared and left."- LarLar.

"Remember when stuff was interesting?"- lemonalle.

"question marks: killing your sentences with uncertainty" and
"barcodes: zebras in corporate disguise"- backtozero.

"Money does not grow on trees, it's just made out of it." StopPickingOnMe.

"Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them more." and
"Atheism, a non-prophet organization"- thebabe 2.

"Reach for the stars. Find a better cliche while you're up there."- alacyt.

"A surrealist yells "Theater!" at a crowded fire" and
"If you play with yourself, how do you know when you've won?"- skafiend007.

"Nouns Do Verbs"- sectionbb.

"I use big words in substitution for semantically equivalent words" and
"1. Find genie lamp 2. Wish for more genie lamps 3. Profit"- MadIron.

"Wood Chuck VS Fuzzy Wuzzy...Which Rhyme Will Annoy Us More?" -TheDaneTrain.

"Jumping off a cliff is only a bad idea if you want to live."
and (besides the "Haiku" slogan which has already won)
"Shadow puppets are not gang signs"- martiandrivein.

"Don't try this on TV."- Uneyed.

"This shirt hides my cold, robot interior."- evade.

"Spanish: It's like they have a different word for everything."- EZ SKANKIN.

"I would say Bless You when you sneeze but i am an Atheist. Jerk."- bidtoyougoodnite.

"I heart attacks"
"Death, it's what ends life."- The Sam, a siamese twin conjoined with his brother The I Am.

"FREE TIBET!* *When you purchase Mongolia at the regular price." and
"If you can read this, I lost my tie. (written vertically)"- Aristarchus.

"Sarcasm - When Complaining Just Isn't Enough"- kidaro.

"Isn't catching tigers by the toe kind of dangerous for kids?"- The Crackers.

"A warning to mathematicians: don't drink and derive" and
"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals; I just hate plants"- ButtercupPez.

"Vietnamese 101: Phuc Dat"- MeLa_de_Gypsie.

"Does the sun get cold at night?"- badger0191.

"Time Traveling Since 2029"- d3monicferret.

"Tarzan was a swinger."- canadianbeaver.

"I'll just sit here quietly until my t-shirt slogan breaks the ice" and
"You say tomato, I say Lycopersicon esculentum."- juliejeremiah.

"Danger is my maiden name."- schleb.

"Ask me about my fear of questions"- Fermata, whose name ryhmes with Rigotta, Ramada and Akira Kurosawa.

"Inertia Makes My Head Spin"- rt3.

"100% of people polled said they would take a poll"- little g.

"Beethoven was a bad listener."- El_Dictador_Cubano.

"If you want to date me, the odds are good but the goods are odd." and
"S.A.D - Dyslexics against smoking"- TimScribble.

"I think circles are pointless." and
"Never play a game of leapfrog with a unicorn."- AWorldApart.

"If I told you I liked your wallet would you give it to me?"- stillme

"Clowns Are Colorful Because They're Poisonous."- J_Ray

"I'm a noun!"- sharlajay

"kill me slowly by rejecting all my ideas" and
"i have nothing insulting to say about your mother"- edpricetx.

"Too much pi leads to a large circumference" and
"Prison walls aren't built to scale"- jl_london.

"Honk if you love geeses"- maloo.

"In a perfect world, we would all have ray guns."- Meat_Helmut.

"Never trust anyone whose socks match."- SemantiTheft.

"The man standing next to you is gay"- fire_boy.

"No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway."- PoPoJiJo.

"I fight alcohol with depression"- Jewstice.

"Pirates - in it for the booty"- NGee.

"I'm sure everyone thinks I'm paranoid"- Bramish.

"Paris Hilton is a Motel."-,.

"Disney Gave Me Unrealistic Expectations About Love"- victimofopportunity.

"as the son of a clown, you have big shoes to fill."- hxcassandra.

"Homeschooled prom crasher"- koolest_chicken_91.

"I feel all warm & fuzzy inside. Like I swallowed a kitten."- ladykat.

"The Letter Y: Vowel Trapped in a Consenants Body?"- iPear.

"Constructive Criticism Breaks Me Down"- goldensara.

"Teach a man to fish and he will put you out of business in a year"- MooseDinner.

"I'm Big In Azeroth"- checkel.

"Jesus dies in the bible? OMG SPOILERS!"- didyouevergetafeelingofdread.

"Math problems are like riddles that aren't funny." and
"Today's Word: IT'S ON THE BACK and AWESOME! (on back) anticlimatic"
"Periods always get the last word."- Rekabat.

"Winner by Default!"- Heavenly_Devil.

"Fight fire with WATER, not fire!"- Wharbone.

"Why doesn't the ozone layer fight back?"- some_username.

"To clarify: we are not on a date right now."- jenraskopf.

"And then everyone just started kicking me."- Seastarr.

"I dislocated my shoulder trying to reach for the stars."- claude_mercure.

"If these walls could talk... I'd have 4 friends" and
"Dead people: Tomorrow's petroleum"- croox.

"Let's make eye contact."- IronTomato.

"I play ALL the instruments in my air band."- MichaelAVK.

"Once upon a time, I wrote short stories. The end."- icebar.

"LOL is the best medicine."- Daniel_San.

"Whatever happened in Vegas, everyone is tired of hearing about it" and
"Epilepsy: Shaken, not stirred"- mistermagoodo.

"No useful idea or concept can be explained in a sentence."- Lobster5.

"I think my cat is just using me."- DrVSP.

"anything you say can be used against you in my memoirs"- roundredhead.

"G movies are underrated"- ISABOA.

"make like magellan and circumnavigate my globes"- blasthemusic.

"I'll stop procrastinating ... tomorrow !"- bhoomika.

"9/10 Music Fans Agree: Bad Music Is Good."- jimography.

"Never judge a book by its cover. The spine is more efficient."- Glorifiedg."

"Help! I've been taken out of context."- joolya.

"carpe cliche"- pushthebuttonmax.

"Time Heals All Wounds... Well Not the Fatal Ones."- TheDesertLlama.

"Crazy like a fox. A crazy fox."- karm.

"Formerly Naked."- derrrek.

"I don't know how to be clever without being crude"- The_Ending.

"Rome wasn't built in a day, it just looks like it was."- PacificLight.

"veni, vidi, vader - I came, I saw, I am your father"- bigcog.

"Pronoun: A noun that has lost its amatuer status."- ninja_bassist.

"What's worse, ignorance or apathy? Who knows, who cares."- Lhiiiz.

"I believe in science!"- reccaphoenix.

"Incoherency is just nvmckajd."- onefourthdumb.

"Could you repeat that in Braille?"- ValerieChapstick.

"Trees are just roots that were given the wrong directions"- future_pepsi_star.

"My sixth sense is humor."- crazysteven.

"I am a ventriloquist. My shirt is not actually saying this."- Simpletinrobot.

"Sorry, what was the part after "Listen very carefully"? "- randommarble.

"I intend to live forever - so far, so good."- tabithakristen.

"Violence is like cheap anger management"- blossompossum.

"Kiss me, I'm a cliche"- iDanSimpson.

"I'm too introverted to wear shirts with slogans"- Randychico.

"Gone Chopin. Be Bach in a Minuet."- awshucks.

"Organisms: a word often mispronounced by third graders"- miss_scarlet.

"Music is life accordion to us"- myy_stars_shine.

"This tee is a passive membrane."- Anaxtasian.

"Whats (internet sign for love), but a secondhand emoticon?brownstar.

"DON'T LOOK! is never an effective sign."- andrea_janine.

"My other shirt is a straitjacket."- hanzabean.

"My alphabet soup has poor syntax"- Maltzmania.

"Immortality has significantly increased my lifespan"- Button_Masher.

"(printed upside down) If you can read this, cut me down."- romaman1.

"Somewhere between waking and sleeping."- KickO.

"Rock is dead and paper killed it."- SnakeMan.

"Every day I don't get eaten by a shark is a good day."- kellmucious.

"You are one step closer to being hypnotized"- unknownuser.

"Plastic Makes Perfect"- Starfish_Reverie.

"Excuse Me, But Does This Shirt Smell Like Chloroform?"- mfgeorge.

"Some people say nothing rhymes with orange. It doesn't."- Jack31081.

"So many recipes, so few cats." kisskisskill.

"The American Work Ethic... Devouring souls 1 person at a time."- pyr4lis.

"Cleverness is next to Godliness"- TheTick.

"I spend excessive ammounts of energy only to seem normal."- gabiii.

"People and bananas,when one gets old you can make delicious bread"- Rambunkcious.

"Always be the bigger man. You'll win more fist fights that way."- jesse.d.

"I'll be honest, I'm not much of a lover OR a fighter"- 88Ivories.

"That would have to be a pretty big Yellow Submarine."- TheRogueCrustacean.

"Q: How do you confuse an idiot? A: Purple."- TomAnthony.

"Will somebody please tag me, I'M FROZEN!"- vinnylo.

"I'll show you idle threats in a minute."- jkata332.

"In heaven all the interesting people are missing."- Nova_Zero.

"Read Between the Sleeves."- restlessthoughts.

"Poe's poetry wasn't poepular in his time."- Pizazz.

"The early worm deserves the bird."- Midnight.

"IN CASE OF EMERGENCY: please save me."- JamieMelani.

"Shadows: nature's way of saying "we're watching you"."- JackMartin.

"World tourettes champion, nineteen eighty-vagina"- Jonasan.

"If i were more clever, you'd be laughing right now."- pman555.

"Optimists and Pessimists Agree: We Need a Refill"- Bio_bot_9000.

'Ceci n'est pas une Halfpipe"- Gerbens.

"Trees: The real cause of forest fires."- Geoff.

"Actually, this town has ample space for both of us."- 5napple.

"Winter: the nudist's worst nightmare"- FlyingPasta.

"These rice cakes could be stale.... or asbestos."- wish_ga.

"Don't let the unicorns steal my kidneys"- boysbeambitious.

"The Future. Now with more Bleak."- Gnome_Garten.

"(back) Look Here (front) Kindly punch that person following me"- heerthefood.

"TV doesn't judge me. It just places me into a demographic."- Papaprime.

"I'm uncomfortable with bananas having to strip for me."- spinnerMC.

"What comes after postmodern?"- polynothing.

"It came to me in a dream, and was taken from me in another dream"- againstbound.

"It's really not that fun to stay at the YMCA anymore"- sometimessane.

"If laughter is contagious, let's start an epidemic"- geekgirl06.

"Inequalities are a good way to express yourself."- alexjewell.

"your mind can achieve a lot when it's left unsupervised."- SWAGSTER.

"I'd offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals."- 4evrblowinBUBBLES.

"Owls ask too many questions."- vixyish.

"Great minds think alone."- ianrose.

"If Guns kill people, do Pens mispell words?"- Lishy_McLishums.

"You're just jealous of my 80's childhood."- DaniellesGarden.

"When life gives you lemons, squeeze them into the eyes of enemies."- Puma7.

"Mathematicians get sum!"- Wiffler.

"I'm Not Cliched, I'm Ironic"- V1ctorya.

"Art is for people who hate math."- Scootman.

"71% of my conversations with strangers start about clothing"- madruga.

"Nothing new under the Sun? Try the Moon."- Squirrel_Boy.

"My other shirt is a porshe"- LacyT-Shirt.

"My favorite animal is steak"- airatic.

"Cloning: Solution to being Identically Challenged"- tsc0809.

"Profanity, the linguistic crutch of the inarticulate motherfuckah"- Eugene42.

"If a cow laughed, would milk come out it's nose?"- courtney_pie.

"DEMOCRACY: Getting by just fine without you since 1776"- DragonStar.

"Dinosaur in training."- zarafa.

"The road less traveled by is littered with lost poets."- jaywalkergraphics.

"pandas and zebras always dream in color."- rondar.

"I only download because I love being a Pirate"- eyerz.

"Poetry is for people who can't draw"- SIGNFREAK.

"why only kiss the irish?"- Er_iii_KAZAM.

"I'm not on a pedestal, just a mountain of people I'm better than."- lefthandpunk.

"If anyone's thirsty I'm like 70% Water."- OwlAtHome.

"(Front) See ya on the flipside! (Back) Hey what's up?"- ClapYourHandsSayYeah.

"I Wish O.C.D. Was A Palindrome."- jojomanzo.

"My super power is selective hearing!"- ivejustquitsmoking.

"I'm allergic to tequila. It makes me naked."- aglow.

"the wise have never had their teeth pulled"- orangehead.

"Angst is a chameleon on a checkered table cloth."- quister.

"If it weren't for music montages, time would stand still."- jayrawz.

"Sleepwalker by day. Insomnaic by night."- anj1995.

"I do not fear death, but the hooded guy with the scythe scares me"- bean12.

"Ready, Set, (Photosynthesize) (in UV ink)"- krokun.

"This shirt has not been, and will never be any funnier than this."- ferfo.

"marketing ninja"- ashotoflife.

"I'm just here until I get my time machine fixed"- rossmat8.

"When I grow up, I'll probably want to be a kid again."- wheresmycookie.

"Innuendo is fun, but don't go shoving it down my throat"- fatheed.

"A good fantasy is always better than harsh reality."- bcrider.

"Sliced bread: the best thing since regular bread."- Ophello.

"I Want To Be An Architect And Build A Better Career For Myself."- jess4002.

"I Survived Titanic. All 3 Hours."- davidfromdallas.

"The Moon: Pulling All-Nighters Since the Beginning of Time"- lunchboxbrain.

"Video games; destroying our thought process"- HorsefaceDee.

"4 out of 5 statisticians agree: we need a larger sample."- thammaknot.

"I'll never sell out! Unless, of course, I get paid to do so."- AlexMacDuff.

"(in glow ink) This shirt has nightvision"- Mosquito88.

"Blimps are real life speech bubbles!"- numbsock.

"Forget Science, I'm donating my body to Magic."- Retroludo.

"He who laughs last, probably didn't get the joke."- twoonebee.

"I pee in public (restrooms)"- rbthatcher.

"Most of my activities consist of verbs."- paniccia.

"Kids shouldn't be named anything that doesn't pass spell-check."- Jeiji.

"My other shirt is a suit of armor."- magichellride.

"I high-five ambidextrously"- Krimson.

"Beggars can't be choosers, unless they have a knife."- danaych.

"I Have Narcoleps...ZZZ."- friggena.

"This shirt was handmade by machines."- misakaji.

"How's my walking? Don't dial anything, just tell me."- colorfool.

"Happy endings only occur in fairy tales and full body massages"- toopersent.

"Friends Are Just Enemies That Haven't Yet Found My Evil Lair"- Hiresdes.

"Why worry about being stung by Bees when A's are so much pointier"- ofthecoast.

"The Pinky Swear: When a binding legal contract just won't do."- Rhodescholar.

"Aging: It's Life's Gentle Way Of Saying, "Die."- bryn_rhys.

"one man's art is another man's macaroni salad"- chancery.

"What goes around, gets dizzy."- bygrinstow.

"Mummification is a dying art"- brentendo.

"You don't own me. The credit card companies own me."- dbrv11.

"<---- I'm pretty sure this person is actually a werewolf."- KITTY_BOOM.

"The Super Bowl: Teaching Americans Roman Numerals since 1967"- Patar.

"i enjoy awkward situations"- sarah_bryant.

"my legs support me"- jrs0390.

"How can I not be eco-friendly...I'm biodegradable."- Nice_s_t_e_e.

"of light. This shirt is moving faster than the speed"- Say_Maybe.

"Running with scissors helps you cut through crowds"- supertrooper74.

"(upside down) My anti-gravity boots are fully functional."- debauched.

"Paper cuts- when trees strike back- greenttentacle.

"1999: so much hype; so little apocalypse"- murky78.

"[upside down text] You look ridiculous reading this."- SuperRyan.

"I'm looking to upgrade my jamboree to a hootenanny."- squintygirl.

"I ran out of sick days so I called in dead."- Noh_Body.

"If ignorance is bliss, amnesia must be fantastic"- babajoe99.

"A flying, half-naked baby just shot me with an arrow. You're cute"- McCormick.

"Preparing to charge: Charging(uv ink) / Charged(glow ink)"- Steelplate.

"The world needs more awesome"- BlueLobster.

"I sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving."- LuckyKitten.

"Paint a picture: it'll take longer."- EricaTheRed.

" "Good artists copy. Great artists steal." - Me"- spacesick_2.

"I'd follow my dreams, but my GPS can't locate them"- kashlen.

"I Like To Think Outside The Quadrilateral Parallelogram."- PuppetMeat.

"Temptation. The only thing I can't resist."- kardinal.

"If you're OCD and you know it wash your hands."- Shandela.

"I was with stupid, but they left me for someone smarter."- JefAndLaurenRockHarderThanMost.

"It takes two to Tango but an entire drunken room to Conga"- sakepok.

"Clowns: The carpool professionals."- pochettejuliano.

"Neanderthals never pick paper or scissors."- Sparky_the_Wonderboy.

"Repeat after me: I am not a copycat."- pyko.

"Reality TV: The Place Where All Good Things Go to Die."- moijejoue.

"If I die can someone delete the porn folder from my PC"- poloq.

"The Dictionary- Keeping words in their place"- Dr_MonA.

"The metric system makes it hard to go the extra mile"- Caleb11.

"I like sneaking up on ninjas. It shows 'em it's a two-way street."- Exner83.

"When I blow out my candles, I wish for cake. It always works.."- hellolindsay.

the road to sophistication is paved with monocles."- flip175.

"The sky is the limit. That's right, outer space doesn't exist."- lex65.

"3._4 someone ate a piece of my pi!"- gerbechno.

"(on back) You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours."- .onion.

"Don't judge a book by it's movie poster."- robot_activist.

"Pain, I can handle it until it hurts."- goliath72.

"Be Different. Unexpect The Expected."- staffell.

"Blood is thicker than water. Allow my fangs to demonstrate."- AlexioGibbons.

"Nah, I'm popular. My entourage just called in sick today."- ayearinreview.

"people in the future are talking about us right now.."- FlyYesLandNo.

"This is my Handkerchief whenever no one is looking."- iCoty.

"Silly cowboys, they make towns big enough for two people now."- Im_the_Tommy.

"I really want to high-five your face."- iluvtees.

"All work and no play makes Jack excellent management material."- Dr_Darby.

"trust me, you might get cancer reading this."- thinkle.

"Newton's apple never realised the gravity of its fall."- wordelicious.

"I compensate by driving a tiny car."- Ed_Schimmel

"I break dance. I fix it too."- ryangoestoschool.

"Hey, whatever maintains the buoyancy of your aquatic vessel..."- BenMayhem.

"In hindsight, I used to be better at retrospective."- ucfelix.

"Anger Management- it's all the rage these days"- MuteJoe.

"Practice Makes Perfect. Cheating Makes Rich."- aminozawawi.

"If you laughed last, you probably didn't get the joke."- T_Lou

"Staring Competition in 3-2-1, Go!"- luckybeitia.

"(A safe place to hide a secret is inside a parenthesis)"- evan3.

"Life is a with way too many clowns"- TTUraider.

"This may be the most you read all day."- AdderXYU.

"My palindromes don't make sense, esnes ekam t'nod semordnilap ym."- mike_bautista.

"Newton described Force, but Darth Vader first applied it"- Stevica.

"On a scale of tomato to Jupiter, this shirt makes no sense."- johntiki.

"If our DNA was off by 1% we´d be dolphins."- Halforange.

"Bikes are like horses you don't have to feed."- gtoast99.

"Telekinesis: The final stage of laziness"- KartuneHustla.

"I travel back in time using Ctrl+Z"- mgill52

"The kitchen sink often feels left out."- adorablepancreas.

"I'd be so much healthier if I had only one sweet tooth."- HaloGirl.

"If you're going to panic, panic constructively."- Dulcinea27.

"I’ve read the whole internet and it wasn’t that good."- roobz.

"awesome is a lifestyle choice"- Bonnie76.

"Revenge: A Dish Best Served Ironically."- ManicMax.

"I think; therefore I get a headache."- nootnoot.

"Loners rule! Who's with me? Anybody?"- nathanwpyle at

"Seaweed. Number one cause of dropouts in schools of fish"- Brightwood.

"If you say green beans slowly it sounds like gullible."- northerlywind.

"FREE HUG! (in small print) if you buy me lunch."- Erik3002.

"I'd love to help but my hands are in my pockets"- brakes.

"So far I think I'm winning the human race."- smartkat.

"I couldn't find a picture of Che Guevara."- fallinghorse.

"6 out of 7 dwarves aren't Happy."- Gingivitism.

"4 out of 5 of the voices in my head think you're delusional."- JBWell.

"I make my own luck. I tape extra leaves to my clovers."- jshepp.

"Please wear the safety vest while I'm brainstorming."- clearcut.

"Daydreaming is an excellent way to continue last night's dream."- Tikimasters.

"I'm from the future and trust me, everyone's wearing this."- kwabford.

"Food chain: I'm hungry and you are smaller than me."- nenmusicas.

"If it's a game show and it's not Japanese, then it's pointless."- blitzspeed.

"If I knew which foot was my best, I would put it forward."- esile.

"I can fly but I still prefer to stay in bed."- PatrickRees.

"Conserve Energy, Do Less."- Anaraen.

"What Goes Around Is Usually Contagious And Treated With Vaccines."- ShawnLogan.

"onomatopoeia is nothing like it sounds"- Kim456.

"Piñatas and Piggybanks are planning their revenge"- Alex1412.

"I found this shirt on the web...but im not a spider."- nessa_havok.

WARNING: If I am walking in slo-mo, beware explosions behind me.- Byohazyrd.

"I opened my mind...then the zombies ate it..."- MakeItY0urs.

"sliding doors make me feel like Moses"- riverforever.

"The orthodontist: Brace yourself"- ROFLshirtguy.

"I'm much better looking in person"- robroy05.

"People tell me I talk to much, then I explain how they are wrong."- monkeyslug.

"If You'd Just Shut Up, I'd Be A Much Better Listener."- yassasaurus.

"I've loved reverse psychology ever since I started hating it."- frostedlemoncoward.

"I know one or zero things about binary."- hotmeteor.

"Actions speak louder than words, until I use CAPS LOCK"- The_Conartist.

""- justjjack.

"A picture that says a thousand words would be an annoying picture"- lifeis2112.

"Newspapers are so last century."- DekuTrash.

"Orville Redenbacher: The OTHER King of Pop"- thestray.

"Sarcasm. Don't you just love it?"- Nutrius.

"My blood is rich in irony."- jthrasher.

"Hate is a strong word...but not if we all gang up on it."- drummerisme.

"Somewhere over the rainbow... there's the stratosphere."- The68thDimension.

"I feel smart when I find typos in books."- aquaduck.

"I don't believe in astrology, just like every other scorpio."- Chengui.

"A little bird told me I'm hallucinating."- monrow20.

"No one looks good in yellow. (on a yellow shirt)"- mizuchaud.

"With time everything is possible, except time travel."- Shim K.

"Never let ambition get in the way of a nap."- scao.

"It's sad that I have Bi-polar disorder. Now it's GREAT!"- Snaggletoofer.

"Clean as a whistle is decidedly less than sterile."- abdlkarim.

"I'm that indie movie character kind of way."- ho1111y.

"If you think I look good, you should see my avatar."- Neuroplastcicty.

"Daylight saving is ahead of it's time!"- heavywater.

"Wordplay: Now 53% safer without the "S" at the front."- sidepull.

"let's mix metaphors"- jimfallope.

"The imaginary enemy of my imaginary enemy is my imaginary friend"- pio1976.

"Mistakes make us interestign."- Irusiq.

"If at first you don't succeed, don't tell anybody you tried."- INERTIATE.

"if you can read this you're in hugging range."- saylore.

"I have an infectious laugh. You may want to get tested."- voodazz.

"I Fantasize About A World Without Hopeless Dreamers."- Algi.

"The voices in my head keep me sane"'- just_shut_up.

"It's hard to seize the day when you work nights."- MoogieOBrien.

"Acupuncture does not work on butterflies"- donlope01.

"I Prefer To Think Of Zombies As "Living-Challenged.""- ebreakx.

"Adding o's to the end of words is the extent of my Spanish skills"- jeffreyg.

"Its not called begging, its called determination"- Bluberry72.

"I set my laser printer to stun."- supervillan5.

"The sky's the limit, unless you have a rocket."- psykomakia.

"vampires like giraffes"- cjgammon.

"I CUDDLE HARDCORE"- CaptainLorax.

"Cheese. Milk's first step toward immortality."- killertoothbrush.

"Every Time The World Doesn't End, I Have To Find a New Cult."- Spam69.

"Turtles make great pets, but taking them out for a walk is drag"- soloyo.

"Cheese. Milk's first step toward immortality."- killertoothbrush.

"Every Time The World Doesn't End, I Have To Find a New Cult."- Spam69.

"Turtles make great pets, but taking them out for a walk is drag"- soloyo.

"I know you are but what am I. Seriously, I have amnesia."- kcoutu.

"Revenge is a dish best served w/o discussing the delivery method"- eoin3.

"Beware of geeks bearing gif.s"- Ffestra.

"I'm not wierd, just normally challenged."- FunnyMoney.

"Sci-fi is for people who want to be cool in multiple dimensions"- Stlphotogirl.

"Knowing is half the battle. I forget what the other half is."- robotwaste.

"(on back of shirt) I guess I forgot my backpack again!"- Fotologica.

"In monopoly, time is fake money"- YAISH2.

"Beyond the pale moon loom unforeseen spoons"- Mountain_Gnome.

"Dropped as a child, thrown as an adult."- Brando_Graphic_Art.

"Aim too low and you'll only shoot yourself in the foot"- Watdog72.

"Hyperbole: the most awesomest thing in the entire universe."- charity_ryan.

"If i'm rubber and you're glue, we both have a problem"- minxorjinx.

"Due to inflation the price of the average balloon has increased."- Rcomment2.

"Ego narro mortuus lingua. (I speak dead languages.)"- orngeturtl.

"One day I'll say something people will quote" - Me- Diffaract.

"It takes two to tango, but only one to break dance!"- helldozer.

"It's hip to be rhombus"- TheOnlyJayCee.

"Plenty of beholders have ugly eyes"- Ethan722.

"When faced with an explosion, just walk away. In slow motion." - GyleDesigns.

"Amnesia is no laughing matter, though I can't remember why."- blackmug.

"Any Relation To Persons Living Or Dead Is Purely Ancestral"- Zebra Trip.

"Naked Baking: The New Bungee Jumping"- Julie Ocean.

"People say I'm naive but I don't know what they're talking about."- laurastead.

"Werewolves would be horrible astronauts."- mitchellp.

"*insert coins*"- bornd.

"Elevators: Roller-Coasters for boring people"- SeaBoundRhino.

"who, who, who, who let the owl out?"- pjbrick7.

"My inner child was eaten by my inner shark"- foggysheep.

"Laser-Tag: All the Future Kids are playing it!"- Einsteinic Rocket.

"Yo sun! You are looking rather hot today!"- Robinetti.

"Try it, you'll like it! (results may vary)"- keen aesthetic.

"vampires are for killing not dating"- tiggyvg.

"im not the sharpest crayon, but i'm clearly the most colorful"- craftyjacket.

"Science: Because one day tiny robots will live in your bloodstream"- Congolia_Breckenridge.

"Rhinos: nature's fat grey unicorns."- maiabh.

"too pretty to die"- codexii.

"Pampered cows produce spoiled milk."- sigur ros.

"Reiterating takes twice as long."- atypical69.

"I admire the fashion risks you took today."- YoPedro.

"The internet stole my thinky-bits."- cranapple.

"When I Raise My Arms this Magically Becomes a Y-Shirt"- Disgruntled Pacifist.

"Blonde jokes started with Goldilocks."- bdique.

"The Road To Success Has Many Tempting Parking Places!"- addu.

"I cut the legs off my bed so the monsters can't get me."- Ma Bell.

"Hacking computers since 0011."- Red Rafael.

"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for some cookies."- Boycey.

"official slow-clap starter for defining moments"- arkanghel.

And The Slogan Train Keeps On A-Rollin...


  1. How do I get on the member list?

  2. You need to join the OSC club at Evan's OSC blog entry. Make your own membership card and post on the blog link, as well as on your profile :)

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  6. 人不可以求其備,必捨其所短,取其所長......................................................



  8. 當一個人內心能容納兩樣相互衝突的東西,這個人便開始變得有價值了。......................................................................

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  13. 人生中最好的禮物就是屬於自己的一部份..................................................

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  16. 在莫非定律中有項笨蛋定律:「一個組織中的笨蛋,恆大於等於三分之二。」............................................................

  17. link to profile:

    thank you so much! i was wondering how people could get so many votes!